Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she failed a survey

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said
`concentrate'.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind